Opposites Attract

Scene: En route to Morton's Bar at The Oriental Hotel, Singapore, a couple passes through heavy security. They enter the elevator.

Boy: 'Can you believe Liverpool is actually staying here - What luck!!'

Girl: 'Okay... cool?' [unfazed]

Boy: 'Quick!! What do you have that (the team) can sign?'

Girl: 'I have a copy of Vogue.'

Boy: '...'

A True story. T.G.I.F. everyone!